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SMILES ARE FREE
MAKE ME SMILE
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MAKE ME SMILE
Smiles are feel-good and boost a happy mood.
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I love the rain.
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Flower Power Revival.
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Make Love Not War.
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Lollypops. And bubbles pop.
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What kind of music do balloons love at parties?
Don't mention Pop!
Don't mention Pop!
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What do you call a horse who stays up late and won’t go to sleep?
A night mare.
A night mare.
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We really should start breeding deer's - They are so beautiful.
Yes! And we could make a few bucks!
Yes! And we could make a few bucks!
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?
She was outstanding in her field.
She was outstanding in her field.
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Paddy caught a glimpse of his reflection in the pub window and said, “I know that face from somewhere…”
Murphy takes a look and says, “Of course you do! It’s me!
Murphy takes a look and says, “Of course you do! It’s me!
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What do you call two Irish men sitting on the side of a hill?
A thicket!
A thicket!
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I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes.
She gave me a hug.
She gave me a hug.
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What did the ocean say to the sunglasses?
Nothing—it just waved!
Nothing—it just waved!
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My chook is a genius. I asked her what’s two eggs minus two eggs?
And she said nothing!
And she said nothing!
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What did the chook say to the librarian:
Book, book, book book book
Book, book, book book book
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I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked surprised.
She looked surprised.
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Why don't Chinese parents ever play hide and seek?
Because good luck hiding when they already have your whole life planned out!"
Because good luck hiding when they already have your whole life planned out!"
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What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite.
Frostbite.
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What did the umbrella say to the sleet and rain?
"You can stop now; I’ve got this covered!"
"You can stop now; I’ve got this covered!"
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How does Moses make his coffee?
Hebrews it!
Hebrews it!
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Why do MG drivers make the best detectives?
They’re experts at “tracking down” leaks!
They’re experts at “tracking down” leaks!
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What’s the worst time to run out of petrol?
When you've told your partner you'll go all the way.
When you've told your partner you'll go all the way.
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Why was the boulevard always so calm?
Because it knew how to "go with the flow."
Because it knew how to "go with the flow."
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How come endurance race car drivers never feel nervous around beautiful women?
They’ve been around the block a few hundred times!
They’ve been around the block a few hundred times!
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